Tuesday, June 24, 2008

If

You may or may not have noticed, not that there is an un-forseen third option, but I've been rather quiet this week. I'm with my girls at cheer camp this week and we are busy, busy, busy. I'm getting VERY behind on my feed reader and its going to take quite some time to get caught up, so I will probably be extremely behind on reading and commenting on your blogs. Just thought I'd prepare you for that.

In my spare moments waiting for the "lights out" check, I have been doing a little blogstalking. I saw this on Mama's Losin' It and thought I'd do it to kill some time. Here goes...

If I had a dime for every...time I saw someone cry today I'd would be able to do a little shopping.

If I could catch a star I'd...not be sure what to do with it, although memory tells me that I should put it in my pocket.

If you saw me cry you'd...console me with kind words, delicious food, hugs and oh yes, gifts. No really, how else am I supposed to answer this?

If you could read my eyes they'd tell you...to have common sense.

If I could go back 5 years I would...do the things that I knew I should've been doing instead of learning the lesson the hard way.

If you saw me walking...its probably because I'm trying to get somewhere.

If I could fly, I'd fly to...save money on gas.

If I had a black cat sitting in front of me, I'd...pet it and then get itchy.

If I could live in the Big Apple I'd...probably live a life that intimidates the Utah Adiel.

If I had to leave my soulmate I'd...probably get along with this person extremely well.

If I could be a movie star I'd…probably get a real kick over the rumors that were made up about me.

If I did a trick it would be...doing all the gymnastic, cheer and dance moves I always dreamed of doing.

If I had half a million I'd...probably aspire to save and pay of debt, but then spend it all on frivolous things. Lets be real people!

If I could pick only 6 things in the house to have for 1 year, it would be...my bed, my apparel, my laptop, my phone, my camera, my ipod

If I really could have a dream come true it would be...the safety, happiness and success of my and my loved ones.

If the drinking age was lowered...then teenagers would drink out in the open rather than hide it.

If aliens really do exist...they've got better things to do than come here.

If school wasn't required...I would've had more time to sleep, a lot less life experiences, be less intelligent and be missing out on a lot of friendships.

If I had a special power…It would be to not be such a lazy procrastinator.

If I am what I eat...then I'm a lot of fruits, vegetables, pasta, chocolate and pre-packaged meals.

If I am rubber and you are glue...then I'm no longer a human being.

If I ruled the world...the state of this planet would be in pretty sad shape. haha

If dogs are a man's best friend...then why do they chew up all of your stuff?

If time heals all wounds...make my navel piercing heal already!

If I won the lottery...pay of debt, put a portion in savings and shop.

If actions speak louder than words...you need to gesture bigger.

If I died today...Ithen I'd finally get some sleep.

5 comments:

.K. said...

I think, even though "apparel" is singular, it counts as more than one thing!

Adiel said...

I know, I cheat. :)

Times of Glory said...

It's such a good "ifs"... I totally love it... I guess I want to try some ifs, but I'd keep it in my bedroom, since my writing is not as half good as yours :)

Pj.steph said...

You haven't been blogging. How am I supposed to make it through the rest of my monday?

Ps. I think you can get away using apparel.

Mama's Losin' It said...

Aren't these fun!?!