Friday, March 14, 2008

Another TV show review from me.

I was about to go to bed last night when Traci turned on a show that caught my attention.
Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew
I had never heard of it before, even though they were down to the last four "crews", but it was dancing so I sat down and watched it with her. The dancing was incredible. I was in awe at the way they could move they're bodies. I don't really know any men that feel comfortable enough with themselves to dance like that, but they're obviously out there.

They have the typical hosts and three judges calling the shots. Let me give you a line up in case you don't watch the show. For hosts we've got Mario Lopez, Layla Kayleigh and DJ Rashida. The judges are JC Chasez, Shane Sparks and Lil' Mama. What does Randy Jackson do on the show you might wonder? Oh, yeah, me too. He doesn't even appear on the show. Try to figure that one out...

Mario Lopez, can't stand him. He's so uncomfortably fake its embarrassing.

I've never heard of this Layla Kayleigh, but I feel bad for her. It seems her wardrobe stylists think that its attractive to push her breasts up so that her cleavage meets her neck. It looks terrible.

JC, JC, JC... What can I say? I think he wants to be the Simon Cowell of the bunch. He's real negative, nothing is good enough for him it seems. Just stop rambling on already.

I've never heard of this guy, but I cannot stand the way he talks. Every other word is "ya'll". He's trying so hard to sound "street" that its a wonder he can even manage to form a sentence per minute. I'll never understand when and how it became uncool to enunciate and pronounce words properly.

Ah, Lil Mama. We have a similar problem with this one. Her speech is also littered with so much slang that its not only is it hard to comprehend, its also hard to take her seriously. Where did she even come from because I've never heard of her.

The dancing is incredible though. It might be enough to make me over look the hosts and the judges and try to catch the remaining episodes.


Kristina said...

Shane Sparks is a choreographer, I think.

You've never heard of Lil' Mama? You're lucky. On MTV Hits she claims to be "the voice of the young people." This is a video of hers if you care to take a peek:

Adiel | Rose Gold Lining said...

I think I haven't heard of those two because I don't dally in the hip hop world all that often. Go figure...

Thanks for sharing the video. Girls got talent yo! ;)