I've decided that, mostly for my own entertainment, I'm going to start documenting these reasons that people in my life give me not to have children.
Today, I was reading Help, I Have A Teenager! I was completely shocked by something she said about needing to find out if her son has pubic hair. I can't imagine what reason a mother would have to want to know that information.
Reason #1 not to have children:
The possibility of someday needing to know whether or not your children have pubic hair.